Whats in my fridge by yr pal scott."

England-a freezing cold day in Birmingham.
Forecast- Somewhere on the mean streets of Harborne."

 
The contents of my fridge follows. Sir. 

1. A strange shelf with makeup in it (Wild stuff) because it is supposed to be refriderated " or sumfin. awesome. Also located next to small pieces of choclate.
 
2. A lone near empty glass container of mustard . STORY: I collect mustard Im for realz yall.lol I had about 15 jars once (Lie) ok about 10 jars (Close but still a lie) anyway. So theres this one spicy ass german kind left in there and I don't throw it out or use it at all unless I lost the collection in its entirety. I don't even use much mustard anymore as my girlfriend is scared of it . Whatever this is so true."
 
3. Left over Dominos. NOTE- Dominos pizza is a must if u live in harborne. We have all these random places to eat but nothing that compares"! It's the best made from people who have been around forever. So u Gotta have Dominos. Because its like the palet cleaning device that clears ur mouth for more pizza or donuts or cheeseburgers. But basically I just order more Dominos. Awesomeness.!"

 
4. Diet Coke/Lovely stuff. I drink the living daylights out of that stuff. Also water and more Diet Coke and this wonderful night calming tea the missus makes me. She make the best eggs aswell which alone is a bag of diamonds. What can I say. sall good!"

 5. Donuts- chocolate glazed (Yesssss) also honorary mention to CHEESE ITZ they rarely make it to the fridge as I eat them all Also Doritos are good if they are out of the ITZ with melted cheeese and jalapino peppers >>>check dat s-hit man"!.
 
Later yall "
 
Also listening to Ryan Adams (Easy Tiger) track Halloweenhead is a must dudes." while devouring these contents! Is da biz go check it >

 
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Well its been too crazy of late to keep u guys entertained! The sweet summer dayz have past but the football blues are over , that right villa fans we r on r way to sum pretty impressive times ...

Roll on martin o neils crew ready to bust up the premiership in true propa villa style ! The sheriffs mate randy lerner is up for it " im mad fer it , so is the crazy dog that tryed to attack me on the way home today its villa gone crazy dayz and they are shining on already , wait nuf bout that and that raebid mo fo of a dog! lets check out this then the gin was flowing mega over the past 2 weeks or so which started to get messy as my bird is lovin it up on her hols ther aint been much to do as got no one to cook and challenge them intergalactic spiders that have been stalking me to near suicide ! thinkin bout space & time and shit then get loaded and find myself in the strret wit ha bottle of red wine at 4am catching taxis for smokes and human cummincation as my house mate is too fuckin normal for my likes i tell ya , maybe thats gud i dont know whteva! So hows nigel davey and john m.c. , joyner m.c. ? who knows , bet there pissed though fair play !

Wheres my passport ? should locate it soon as yep of to america monday 4th sept for 3weeks which will include drive bys 12 hour flytes, fat people, coke, cheetios, checking out the set to back 2 the future , more drive-bys, star wars , taco bell aibraham lincoln, cleveland browns ,scrubs, walk of fame ,drive bys, lucky charms, guns, shootings, girls screaming ,cowboys, bums, bush, dollars, tips, sneakers and chicks! ! gotta eat some dem chill dogs and drink the place dry of coors and j.d. ! Hope to update this while im dressed up as elvis in vegas , will have sum stories 2 tell no doubt ! 2 much coffee they will luv me and them plates of eggs and mushrooms shouldnt realley go on 2 much but im a fungi to be round na only yoking !might strike it lucky over there or may end up diggin my own grave in the dessert ! nuf options n e way , gonna c Ryan adams at the hollywood bowl ! Mega !

So ye let the gud times roll wanna tell ya to check the meaning ashcroft stlye check check the sheriff buy him a drink cus i never do , listen to maiden and sabbath then go on a drinkin sesh with the hibbert monster , then bail " !

Ryan the blam shepperd and toolio dont even know , my fantasy football team is the bollocks and urs isnt , blam !!! oasis greatest hits out soon , go buy or dont whateva u illegal down loaders ... davies? "!

Gotta go ltr s8tr 1

check it 1 time , oh nedick get betta m8 we gotta drink sum rum when we get back .
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The sheriffs recent latest updates has been inspiring enough to update my own blog for a change not that anyone gives a damn but hey whatever its been a crazy month or so...........

In true style i will reflect backwards on whats been going on down in the hood!
Last tuesday we all went out seems as it was my birthday it seemed appropiate i got extremley drunk and after too many tequillas i manged to fall flat on my face with whiplash injuries im tellin ya and a bruised head! Its been weird of late drinkin and falling in over getting to pradicatable giotta slow down til america !
So our world cup dream is over for now i have no time for the remaining matches to honest! broad st was a nightmare after the portugal game propa kicking off looked messy ! anyway so now i cant wait for the premiership to start , the villa should get 3 points at least away to arsenal on the opening game " blues got colchester i think ...oh dear !
football last night was shit though ryan sheppperd surprised me with his apparant bryan robson skills remarkable . Oh ye ryan f.y.i. i want the jacket back!
So we r still hating portugal glad there out recieved a txt today Cristiano Ronaldo goes 2 the doctors and complains he gets sexually aroused when looking in the mirror."Im not surprised " said the doctor " youre a cunt !!!

Also  i didnt realley like this one but Sadam hussain has been found guilty and sentenced to death by firing squad he has been allowed to pick the shooters he picked lampard, gerrard, and carragher! shocking i know it hurt typing that out for gods sake . Roll on euro 2008 come on !

just a quick mention b4 i shoot going to eat some spag bol with me bird special mention to phil the sheriff kimberley we got that gallagher ashcroft drinkin thing going on again its mega ! The England boys , the villa, darth vader , zania blake, suni -whats half a million pound-hans, vodka tonics, coors lager, woodbine,OASIS,the stones, the kooks, the sheppo, mikey-il go for a cig by myslef-hibbert, toolio ,ocatamusprime, R A ,B A beracus, gibbo, zania blake ,bernice durrant, new york ,matty g, ian - im so drunk of 1 can of carling- barker,malboro lights, cowboy shirts, converse, bill hicks, sarmed- where im i- putrose, chooda & rosebud!!!, macca n mellors,jimmy, muphy n heaven, georgina,zania blake, j d , rich - what would mayday do- boazman,the jacket that cushioned my face hitting the floor,bob marley,the beatles,kol,josh rouse,beatle juice,the strokes,chuck norris,paddy,the smiths,grateful dead,black flag,ourfootball team,t-bag,redshaw,marty mcfly,sloth,will ferrel,jay-z,woodford,Dr sam beckett, freeborn, even my gaffer gets a shout lout im so drunk of 4 bottles of grolsh gotta go dudes oh and my family!!! goodnight England ......